So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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