I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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