Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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