Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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