how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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