Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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