And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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