So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
