Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Randomize
