Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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