it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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