Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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