i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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