talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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