So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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