Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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