dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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