I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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