She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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