Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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