Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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