Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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