I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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