Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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