We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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