I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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