Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's rum buckets o'clock
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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