Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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