He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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