Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize