i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Randomize
