Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You ruined the universe
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
