just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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