So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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