we're blogging at a bar
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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