i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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