3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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