well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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