At least make sure they are 18
Why
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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