doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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