I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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