her vagine was all disorganized.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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