Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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