Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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