You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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