He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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