I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
