He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
where am i from again
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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