Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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