yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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