I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
the liver wants what the liver wants
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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