Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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