the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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